Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Umph

People foreign and of whom speak with accents in English give it the extra umph.

I have come to realize that when you want added.. how do I put this.. dramatic effect. When you want something to be deeper and more emotional, you get someone with an accent to say it. Now I'm not saying a straight up Fob will make me quiver. I'm saying people who have mastered the English language, yet still speak with an accent just makes it that much more better. Better!!! Am I crazy to think the best way to speak English is to have a non English native speak it?! Case in point, example #1:


Boom Ken Watanabe makes shit sound so dramatic. I would take him more seriously then Tom Cruise that's for sure.

Now for example #2:
Fucking Javier Bardem.. now isn't that some Evil ass shit? There has to be a reason every single villian in James Bond has never been an American... yet all speak English?! Cause foreigners make the English language sound so much better.

Just a random thought I just wanted to share. I know it's random but damn.. it's true.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

One hat = Many meanings

So when an Asian guy wears a trucker hat it all comes down to what ethnicity they are. If a Chinese or Taiwanese guy does it it's because they fobby. Wanna get that fob style down.

When a Korean guy wears a trucker hat they just want to be flashy. And will probably accompany that with an Ed hardy tshirt.

When a viet guy wears the trucker hat they just.. Being normal and want to look douchey. Nothing to it. But thing about it 3 ethnicities wearing the same thing but portraying a different image. Amazing. I will have to go with my roots and Ed hardy my wardrobe up.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Things That Annoy Me

I might add to this later, but here are a few things that annoy me:

1. When you're shopping online, and you click to enlarge the product image.. and the picture that pops out is the same size as the picture before.

2. When you see a random girl's name on Facebook that sounds cute, so you click on her profile picture to quench your stalking thirst, cept in literally every single picture that ho has up there's like 15 girls in them so you can't figure out which one she is. It's called FACEbook..... bitch.

3. Dane Cook