Today, I was playing with my dog, Kaede. I realized that when I talk to Kaede, I talk to her like a little baby. Alright, that's putting it lightly... I talk like a little bitch to Kaede.
"d'Awww, gucci gucci, hey dere baby gurrrr!" - elchristobale
"nigga, stop frontin' like a bitch" - kaede
Then it hit me, I've also talked to my prior significant others like that as well.
"d'Awww, gucci gucci, hey dere baby gurrrr!" - elchristobale
"bark bark bark" - Charlize Theron
What does this all mean? Well, after this epiphany of mine, I have reached the conclusion that I treat girls like dogs.
p.s. happy new years and shet
